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[26 Aug 2004|03:37pm] |
i liek vaginsa and i like e at ice cereme and i like anarchi just look muy icoN!
i am the original twinky wale blubbr
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[26 Aug 2004|01:17pm] |
i dnt want too b preppy nemore i wanna b sxe and sexy
now blck is my favurite coler nopt pink!!!1
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[23 Aug 2004|11:31am] |
going with the trend and getting a new lj. ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) well_fuckthat
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[04 May 2004|07:08am] |
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
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[03 May 2004|05:00pm] |
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I didn't eat yesterday,
I'm not gonna eat today,
I'm not gonna eat tomorrow,
Cause I'm gonna be a supermodel!
god i really need goldfish this isnt funny this is a crisis!!!! this weekend is going to kick g-hetto ass. Nick is comin down to LA! yeah there is gunna be a partay.
<3 carol
PuravidaHLove: any new crushes?
we musnt dwell: none im pretending guys dont exsist
PuravidaHLove: haha, smart girl
p.s.- whats everyone doing on wed? its a half day. does anyone want to come over? you can go to therapy with me!
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[02 May 2004|04:53pm] |
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this weekend was shit loads of fun.
"i want to order onion rings and eat them seductively like that hot man over there."
"I paint my nails black man...YEAH CANADA!"
"No i think this boobs is bigger. No this one is. I dont know carol bend backwards again? and this ass cheek is two grabs but the others only one and 1/2 HAHA!"
"I DONT THINK SO! im even...but wait this boobs IS bigger than the other...."
rabiezbabiez: c carol here is how it works
rabiezbabiez: archer girls are chikcs because it like chickens and people eat chickens and archer girls are all a little gay because their obsessed witht he male kinda so much so they eat chicks. thus archer chicks
rabiezbabiez: take a moment to take that in
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[29 Apr 2004|07:05am] |
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My sex-change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
I’m from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out, had to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I’m tied to the track
I try to get up but I can’t get no slack
I got a
Angry Inch Angry Inch
My mother made my tits out of clay
My boyfriend told me that he’d take me away
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch
Long story short
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
I was bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
and already it’s that time of the month
But two days later
the hole closed up
The wound healed
and I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
where my penis used to be
where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh with a scar running down it
like a sideways grimace
on an eyeless face
Just a little bulge
It was an angry inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I’m tied to the track
I try to get up but I can’t get no slack
I got an
Angry Inch Angry Inch
Six inches forward and five inches back
stay under cover till the night turns to black
I got my inch and I’m set to attack
I got an Angry Inch Angry Inch
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[28 Apr 2004|09:45pm] |
"GO BACK TO IRELAND BITCH!"
today at lunch we were talking about ugly babies. peter you MISSED it!
bridget saw something on the street that said "fuck pigs" the world is still beautiful
<3 the crazy emo bitch right? haha
p.s.- THEY BLOCKED LIVE JOURNAL AT ARCHER! BURN!!!!!!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUURN!
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[27 Apr 2004|10:11pm] |
still melting. found out we had the heater on this whole time.
i got a blow up doll
and she looks like you little girl
with the two of us
i made special world little girl
so welcome to the dollhouse
welcome to the dollhouse
welcome to the dollhouse
i got it all set up for you
i ate two WHOLE pints of ice cream yesterday...HUZZAH!
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[27 Apr 2004|06:17pm] |
can butterflies butterflys whatever. can they die in the heat? because i saw two big ones dead in the front of my house. oh well.
tonight veronika is getting me flashy silver booty shorts im so excited.
I GOT MY FIRST A TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!!! THE ONLY ONE IN TWO SECTION BITCH!!!!!!!
<3 carol
p.s.- ok it was a quiz that was 14 points but it doesnt matter i still got a perfect score.
...uh....
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[26 Apr 2004|04:20pm] |
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its so fucking hot its disgusting. im wearing short shorts and a bra and im still burning.
last night there was a car crash infront of my house. so if stopped talking to you really late at night...went outside to see what happened.
i came in through the window last night and your....
p.s.- ERICAS GONE FARTHER THAN ME ERICAS GONE FARTHER THAN ME ERICAS FARTHER THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! congrats bitch, i'll catch up with you soon
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[25 Apr 2004|10:39pm] |
willa i took your advice and got a new screen name.
it is: we musnt dwell
"we musnt dwell, no not today...not on rex manning day!"
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well after getting home from beckys i went to the pigeons house. we went to the swap meet and on the way stopped at a garage sale and i got a johnny depp magazine cover thing.
then from there we walked to bridgets house where peter was then we all went to the beverly center and the grove then had a water fight.
Peter stepped on a baby.
Bridget spit out half her water bottle from laughing.
and veronika made my boobs leak.
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why must people stare when you go out in your pajamas to get food in the morning?
i just got bakc from beckys. we hung with geoff and alex and later willa. willa is cool. Becky you look so hot in that bikini (spelling?) you have absolutely NO idea.
well science homework awaits. but does anyone wanna hang out today? like not do anything just hang out because im lazy like that. actually i might drag you to a victoria secret or something cause i need new bras my boobs are sufficating.
just give me a ring on the house phone 573 9441
<3 carol
p.s. who likes my icon?
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yesterday was my sisters birthday the big one zero. aurora and veronika came over and we had fun as always. sitting at resturaunts trying to keep your pants up is a knew sport...it takes talent.
Empire Records is THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME Love
Made by x_shortcake_x
i found this and it is fucking awesome cause empire records kicks ass. if you dont like it go practice on a glue stick...or the real thing *cough* *cough*
later im going to beckys house with alex and geoff it shall be fun. i need to paint my nails again.
aurora veronika and i have decided we want to go to fat camp. not becuase we think we are fat but if its anything like the disney movie it'll kick ass..BAHAHA..3 archer girls in fat camp...anyone wanna join?
<3 carol
p.s.- my icon is better than yours
p.p.s- I MISS YOU ALEX AND GEOFF AHHHH! and i must fuck my twin.
p.p.p.s- y0ungmickjagger: i look hot
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[22 Apr 2004|06:57pm] |
this is worth the update:
y0ungmickjagger: omg i have cleavage
y0ungmickjagger: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
Classycurlz: YEAH! IT MEANS YOU CAN PULL A CAROL!
career day sucked ass. not much more to say.
went across the street with out a teacher *makes hardcore sign*
and now the bridget is over. we would have taken pictures but we cant find my moms digital camera. She has decided my ass dent is very comfortable. (just in case you dont know what that is it is the dent or dip whatever between my back and my ass..its so embarassing!)
<3 bridget and carol
p.s.- "i will eat the whole bos of cheez-its." - Bridget
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[21 Apr 2004|04:50pm] |
it sorta sucks when you have an image you cant change
i saw my old 6th grade teacher today. still as pretty as ever
MRS HOWARD: Oh my God is that Carol Hoch?!
ME: ah! mrs howard!
MRS HOWARD: How are you?
ME: I'm alright how are you?
MRS HOWARD: Im doing just fine. So how are you with you mom?
ME: Better i guess
MRS HOWARD: and dad?
ME: Much better
MRS HOWARD: Hows school, are you turning in my work?
ME: Um..well...
MRS HOWARD: Oh carol, well why not?
ME: I don't even know i just like dont...
MRS HOWARD: Hahaha.Wow i barely even recongnized you!
ME: Yeah i've changed quite a bit
MRS HOWARD: You look fantastic.
ME: *sigh* I do what i can. what can i say?
MRS HOWARD: Yup, You havent changed a bit.
i suppose that was the carol moment of the day
gentleshaddow: Your not inviting yourself...he told me to bring hot friends and the first one I thought of was you.
Classycurlz: aww thank you
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